Monday, 27 April 2009

How to Make a Woman Happy

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How to Make a Woman Happy
Сая интернэтээр хэсч яваад энэхүү "бэсрэг" тайлбарыг олов. Уншихаар инээдтэй гэхэд хэцүү, эмгэнэлтэй гэхэд бүр ч хэцүү санагдаад байх юм. Хүйс, жендер болон ганц бие, гэрлэсэн залуусын харьцаа аюумшигтайгаар алдагдаж буй өнөөгийн нөхцөлд бидэнд тохирсон тайлбар ч юм шиг. Monglish руу орчуулах гэснээ залхуурсан тул English-р оригоор нь тавьлаа. Нэгийг бодолцож хоёрыг тунгаалцая.
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

9 comments:

maggy said...

Hahahaha. yooy. It is complicated to give a comment on it. this works for tailored group only.

maggy said...

but it was fun to read. thanks

Bayasgalan said...
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Bayasgalan said...

For Woman part, are you talking about the God?...LMAO

gegeen said...

woman is so complicated.
man is quite straightforward.

Anonymous said...

so funny.......

itsme said...

кккк...ииииииииииийм их юм хүсдэг гэж үү дэээ... харин ч одоо бол эрчүүд нь ийм маягтай болцон байхоо доо ккк. чиний блог таалагдлаа. ньюс.мн-ээс тэнэсээр яваад чинийх рүү орчлоо кк

Булаг said...

no, u need to be just lover, that`s allthing

Aldraa said...

he he. estoi ineedtei buguud 100% unen gej helmeer bn. gehdee ene bugd hichneen bid emegteichuud gonshignoj gonginodog ch gesen dee erchuud iim baij chaddaggui ugaasaa bolomj ch baihguishd. ene bugdeees yadaj 1, 2 iig ni ch gesen hiideg baigaasaa l gesendee bid chini ugledeg baihgui u daa. Manai nuhur chiniiheer boluul er hun baij turuh mash hetsuu bn geel baidiin. gehdee l erchuudiig chigluulj hurtsah ni emegteichuud bidnii uuregshdee :) ih olon goe sonirholtoi bichleguud baina. thanks.